May 2013
hungarian:
*sees a pretty girl* *sips some haterade*
psilentasincjelli:
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
egberts:
viarga:
just-laff:
egberts:
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
Then you’d look at a house and be like “oh damn I wanna live there” and millions of dollars would be in your pockets, crushing and...
I love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older
blein:
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
How To Show The Different Signs That You...
psych-facts:
This is what the different signs would best appreciate.
Aries: Write them a heart-felt thank you note or card.
Taurus: Give them a gift certificate to their favorite coffee shop or shopping store.
Gemini: Bake them something.
Leo: Ask them about their day.
Cancer: Walk them to the bus stop or home from school.
Virgo: Lend them a hand on something they are working on.
...
meladoodle:
juilan:
My ears. They are ringing.
are u gonna answer em
do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns
Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk
I can only type fast on my own keyboard.
croutoncat:
The year is 2070, and famous musician Justin Timberlake has just died. People all over the world start crying, it’s a global catastrophe, but soon something emerges. An entire lake of human tears, spanning all the way across the Americas, has been formed. Justin Timberlake’s dream of someone ‘Crying him a river’ has been finally fulfilled, he can now rest in peace.
