I was about to sneeze but it didn't come out.
REBLOG IF YOU DON'T SMOKE.
iconichilicious: seriously, i wanna know how many people don’t smoke.
I'd slap you, but that would be considered animal...
Trying to be like Chachi.
ic0nicboyz4ever: Dancing like her. Expectation: Reality: & Trying to be adorable like her. Expectation: Reality:
Baby Dressed Dinosaur vs Toy Dinosaur. ROFL. I like he goes up to the dino and turns it back on even though he’s scared by it. Baby logic <3
I’ve been dreaming way too much Can we just, turn this into reality?– We Could Happen | AJ Rafael (via atheaa-)
Pretending Not To Know Someone You Just Met....
raneeemx3: xxcoolstorybroxx: When you secretly stalked every photo album of them on Facebook before meeting them: On the outside: Hi, nice to meet you! On the inside: Hello, Chris Adam Johnson, born June 23, 1988 whom has 3 brothers Paul, Will, and Michael. You have 13 photo albums on Facebook…. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. OMG :’) LMFAOOOOOOO
My girlfriend just texted me saying "I want you to...
metalcunt: I’ve got 15 water balloons ready… I can’t wait. LOLOL.
Instead of saying "cool story bro" try these out:
langeloc: 1) Fascinating Discourse Chum 2) Riveting Fable Comrade 3) Intriguing Anecdote Brethren 4) Perpetuating Argument Colleague 5) Sweet Saga Yo 6) Waste of Time Jerk 7) Spellbinding Reiteration There My Chumly Companion 8) Phantasmagorical Novelization Oh Great One 9) Interesting Intellect Imbecile 10) Trepidating Boar Fetus 11) Ballin’ Gossip dawg! LOL, I will try these out.
I'll be in a car and see some grafitti,
schech: And I’ll think “How the fuck do they get up that high?”