Last name Ever, First name Greatest.

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hungarian: sees a pretty girl sips some haterade

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:29:34 -0400

hungarian:

*sees a pretty girl* *sips some haterade*

psilentasincjelli: If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:29:24 -0400

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

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egberts: viarga: just-laff: egberts: if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:28:37 -0400

egberts:

viarga:

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

Then you’d look at a house and be like “oh damn I wanna live there” and millions of dollars would be in your pockets, crushing and killing you instantly

thats why you have to make sure you have huge pockets before you go house shopping duh

malikunited: uuh no

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:24:44 -0400

malikunited:

uuh no

I love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:24:36 -0400

I love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older

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Tue, 21 May 2013 23:24:01 -0400

n-ataly: he’s so cute in this movie.

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:23:55 -0400

n-ataly:

he’s so cute in this movie.

My sister’s boyfriend wrote on 150 ping pong balls ” prom? ”...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:23:51 -0400

My sister’s boyfriend wrote on 150 ping pong balls ” prom? ” and put them in her locker. She opened her locker and all the ping pong balls came out & he gave her a bouquet of flowers <333 promposal are so cute

did he say “I finally got the balls to ask you to prom ?” because if he didn’t he’s doing it wrong.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 23:23:41 -0400

blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:23:20 -0400

blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST

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